Thursday, March 12, 2009

Library 2009 in numbers

Number of books overdue in 2009: 7

Amount of money owed, each, on 5 of those books: 1.20

Amount of money owed, each, on 2 of those books: .20

Total amount of money owed: 6.40

Number of books on CD charged to my account that mysteriously disappeared from my account after frantic days-long search for said book on CD: 1

Number of CDs in said book on CD: 5

Percent certainty on that 5 CD count: 45

Number of books charged to my account that mysteriously disappeared from my account after frantic days-long search for said book: 1

Number of nonfiction books for which my account was fined: 7

Number of movies taken out of the library since Jan. 20, 2009: 0

Number of books taken out of the library since Jan. 20, 2009: 0

Hours spent worrying about library account status since Jan. 20, 2009, minimum: 5

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