Thursday, March 5, 2009

Confessions XXXII

When I got a message from "the We campaign" with the subject line "Pave the way for cleaner cars," it took me several seconds to remember "the We campaign" is about global warming, not whether Alicia has removed the junk from her car or vaccuumed it recently. Because I haven't.

I also keep a spotless house, mainly by making sure there aren't any spots uncovered on available surfaces.

P.C. has probably done as much cleaning of my house and car in the last month as I have, and he has done a better job. The only advantage I have, arguably (since it's all my stuff being cleaned up, putting me at an absolute deficit), is that I've done more (of my own) dishes. But that's only because he keeps cooking me dinner.

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