So do I report myself?

In the course of my day yesterday, I had occasion to count the number of bruises around and on my knees: seven on the left, five on the right.

I have no explanation for these, but that's nothing new.

My employer required me to read a DDS report on abuse and neglect today, since one of my clients has been newly designated a DDS client. Any suspected abuse must be reported, or it may incur a $500 fine when discovered. I read the information and was interested to find a list of places on the body where bruising could indicate abuse; knees were not one of them.

Inner thigh, however, was. I suppose this makes sense, but it confuses me: my bruise count there is three.