I accuse "Olay Ribbons Body Butter with jojoba" of having a stupid name. Body butter? Am I bathing, or basting?
I accuse it also of being purple for no reason.
Finally, I accuse it of squirting me directly in the eye with its non-tear-free ingredients whenever I open the cap; when I squeeze some onto my pink squishy bath sponge; when I squish it into said bath sponge; when I close the cap. Invariably (unless I avert my eyes).
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