PSA: Hulkamania Fund for Compensating the Bereft

The Hulkamania Fund for Compensating the Bereft, an all-for-profit organization founded in 2002 with a long history of helping those most in need of "quality roommate time," is founded on two basic principles:

1. that men like to pay for stuff.
2. that roommates deprived of each others' company should be properly compensated for said deprivation.

Ever since the Hulkamania stein with Mr. Yuck sticker first graced the entrance to Mellinger C101, roommates everywhere have found solace in its promise: that should a boy ever take out one of her roommates, she could look forward to the quality time later spent with that roommate, on the boy's dime.

The rates for one-on-one time with any of the roommates of Mellinger C101 are extremely reasonable and have not changed since the institution of HFCB.

The five cents per hour that boys are privileged to pay into the Hulkamania stein (now defunct, RIS) go directly toward financing the "quality time" spent together -- toward meals, movies or other roommate-bonding activities such as laser tag. One hundred percent of monies paid into the fund go directly toward roommate quality time!

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