Sunday, August 24, 2008

Accusations VII

The regional manager of the Pizza Hut, who threw out my blue plastic sheepdog cup Friday morning when I left it sitting where I always do in the back room. (I had to fish it out of the trash.)

Celine Dion, for covering Heart's "Alone." And somehow, unimaginably, making it whinier -- and not in a good way.

Whoever left all those rubber bands on the sidewalk in Cambridge, MA last week -- not for littering, no, but for giving false hope to rubber band shooters who then found those bands brittle and ready to snap at the slightest provocation. For shame, sir. For shame.

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