I accuse my elbow -- specifically my right elbow's funny bone -- of slamming itself against my car door. Twice. This afternoon.
I accuse James Taylor. (Of being himself, and singing.)
I accuse all shirts with the "built-in bra" feature. I don't consider myself a hyperbolic person, so I'm serious when I say these never work.
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Built in bras are worse than no bras - similar to how the top of the night club dress Marilyn Monroe wears in "Some Like It Hot" is somehow more immodest than no top at all.
I say this as a person with virtually no support needs, but I did see a woman yesterday who was clearly relying on the built in bra in her tank top to support her D-sized breasts. Come on now, lady - you know better than that.
I know, I know.
As a person who recently experienced weight loss catastrophic in just-this-one-way, I can say that the amount of support you require makes an enormous difference in the effectiveness of most built-in bras, which are also often (always badly) designed to work like sports bras.
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