PSA: Lead shoes

So thanks to a new law, children's materials -- meaning clothes, toys, and books, even at Goodwills or libraries -- now need to be tested for lead. If they can't afford the testing, places now housing secondhand or used materials for kids will have to throw those out.

Because what we really need is more waste.

And less opportunity to reuse existing materials.

I propose that instead, people who have kids should be required to seal their children into safe, nontoxic, hermetic plastic bubbles.