Wednesday, June 4, 2008

PSA: Outsults

My lifetime quota for the following insults has already been exceeded (aka, don't call me this):

A leech
Bitter
Lazy*
Manipulative
Negative
Stupid*


*Lazy and stupid may be used only if you really, really don't mean it.

Application of these insults may result in one or more of the following: morbid introspection; unattractive levels of self-pity; debilitating guilt; blinding rage.

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