"I'll see your sip and raise you a swig."

You can pay for things in Pepsi now.

I think we all knew this day would come, but like me, you probably suspected it'd be Coke.

(Luckily, as with our paper money "representing" gold, Pepsi allows us to redeem "Pepsi points" for things we want rather than having to cart around jugs of cola.

Though one wonders in the new coin of the realm, whether a can would be like a buck? A two-liter would be like a ten? And you'd pour some out into the cashier's cup to give fractions of a dollar?

But then when you got change in return, wouldn't it have all the backwash of everyone in line ahead of you??)