I saw the announcement on Yahoo.com and started reading:
"Even Paris Hilton has fallen prey..."
Oh, $%^#!
Duped! Tricked, cruelly, into reading this!! How could I possibly take seriously any warning that starts with "Even Paris Hilton..."???
I feel like Lewis Black hearing that young woman say "If it hadn't been for my horse, I'd never have spent that year in college."
Shoot me now, world.
Shoot.
Me.
Now.
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