Monday, September 29, 2008

Accusations VIII

Vanilla extract, fennel seed and chili powder, for not going together with anything. (Especially the fennel.) Why can't you all just find a way to work together?

Hot dogs, for tasting good. Anything that started out as intestines shouldn't advertise itself as something delicious, let alone actually be delicious.

Fried rice, for not being plain white rice. How could you mess this up? All you have to do is not fry it.

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