Overnight girl: "My mom treats me like a kid and won't let me do things, like get a real tattoo."
Me: "Oh my goodness. Why would you want a real tattoo?"
Girl: "It's fun!"
Me: "Well what would you get for a tattoo?"
Girl: "Big [indicates her entire left leg], or across my back, with 'I love Derek Jeter.'"
Me: "Well what if Derek Jeter gets old and is ugly? Then it will still be there."
Girl: [Laughs.]
Me: "Then it would be like getting a tattoo with 'I love old and ugly guy.' You should just get that."
Girl: [Laughs and walks away.]
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