Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Accusations XI

Lady from the commercial for no-wedgie lady's underwear:

So your friend picked a wedgie, discreetly, in public.

And your tactful response was to blurt out, again in public, a horrified questioning of that choice, drawing attention to something it seemed to be your argument should not have been done in public at all.

And then you pulled out a package of ladies' underwear, which you presented to your friend, again in public.

And then you insisted that the friend give back the underwear, because it was yours, not hers.

I don't think there's any question of who is the worse friend and the less tactful person.

But just in case you didn't figure it out, it's you, lady.

It's you.

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