PSA: Just a few of the many situations that could conceivably be helped by setting even a small fire.

You're at a cookout.

You're freezing on a snowy mountaintop somewhere and it's getting dark.

You hate the school photos of you from eighth grade.

You've been indicted in some kind of fraud scandal and have been storing all the "evidence" in a large metal drum.

You can't find a parking space at the mall.