Confessions XXX

I've never been to a strip club or other locale where people take off their clothes for money, but if I were invisible, I would go; I'm fascinated by the whole "scene."

I think the idea of a Brazilian wax is obscene.

I went to the free clinic in New Britain before going to China to have a test for syphilis (required for the visa), and when I answered the woman's question of when I'd last been sexually active ("never"), she told me I probably shouldn't be using the clinic's resources. But if I had to, I would again.