Due to lack of counter space, I often use the top of my washing machine for cooking prep.
I once ran my bike into a woman standing on a corner because I misjudged my speed and the sharp angle of the fenced corner; I lied as I sped away from her, saying I was going to get the brakes fixed "right now."
I am completely and utterly helpless when confronted with the words "adjusted gross income."
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