I accuse:
Jeans manufacturers, who insist on making jeans only in sizes that don't fit me, resulting in my tightening belts in ridiculous ways. Try a little harder, please, so I don't have to pleat my casualwear in order to leave the house in the morning.
The two women who left the ladies' room at the paper today without washing their hands. (I know it was two different women by shoes.) I know that urine is sterile from watching Waterworld, but still.
The movie Waterworld, for existing.
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