Me, reading the subject of a spam-mail I received: "No risk Natalie Portman sample."
P.C.: "Ooh."
Me: "No, not 'ooh.' You'd probably get a toe or something. It wouldn't be something good, like an eye."
P.C.: "But it's no risk."
Me: "That doesn't mean you're going to get something good, it means you won't get a disease."
P.C.: "Well, I thought it would be a sampling of Natalie Portman over the years...and it's no risk, so you're not gonna get Star Wars."
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HAHAHAHAHAHA. Brilliant.
"Anakin, you're breaking my heart." I remember cringing in the theater.
Well, Jenny, at least you didn't outright vomit.
Though considering the emotional content of that scene, and all scenes that should have had chemistry, I suppose dry heaves would be the most violent reaction called for.
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