Confessions XLIII

I bought 8 boxes of cereal at Target over the last 2 days.

I did this even though I don't need cereal, and with the intent to give 3 boxes of it -- maybe 4 -- to P.C. because I already had like 7 boxes of it at home. I did it to get 2 $5 gift cards to Target so I can buy DVDs in the future and not feel like I'm a spendthrift.

I fully expect to sit in front of the giant TV P.C. bought himself for hours at a time after these purchases, watching those DVDs while eating generic Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Mini-Wheats until I'm fat and lethargic.