Saturday, June 27, 2009

PSA: Things I wouldn't do for a Klondike bar

Fill out tax forms

Watch any of the shows I wouldn't watch over the evening news

Walk 500 miles

Walk 500 more

Eat a bowl of lima beans

Sleep in a bathtub

Bait a shark or bear

Wear a clown costume in public

Watch more than one hour of American Idol

Agree to be sprayed by a skunk or touched in any way with manure

Perform any type of sexual favors

Vote Republican

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