PSA: Five ways to make your website instantly more tacky

1. Add clip art.

2. Add a .midi file that plays too loud "in the background"

3. Add an animation (i.e., "dancing Jesus")

4. Use colors and fonts that would have been popular in the 80's, without irony

5. Add one of those animations of actual people who "interact" with the "visitor" as though they were "really there"