Friday, November 14, 2008

PSA: "Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice."

The other night on the local Fox news station, Channel 61, there ran a feature on girls kissing girls. The feature ran alongside the story about our local papers shutting down, though it ran about five times the length of that story -- probably about ten minutes.

It showed the same video of two hot coeds kissing in a bar repeatedly (probably five times), even slowing down the footage, either to let us better critique technique, to get us more turned on (because non-lesbian women kissing each other is SO HOT), or to try to fool us into thinking it's different girls the third and fourth time.

They interviewed girls in New Haven bars, most of whom said they understood the fun of kissing other girls to get men's attention, but wouldn't do it, themselves.

Well, good to know, Fox.

We hope you win a Pulitzer for this groundbreaking report.

1 comment:

Curious Monk said...

Our local Fox affiliate, besides routinely misspelling things and, yes, showing the wrong video for its stories, ran a bit last summer about girls crushing on guys at a local soccer camp.

i repeat. a ten minute news segment on girls crushing on boys at a local soccer camp. i kid you not. the in-studio newscasters' hilarious reaction when they cut back?

"ookaaaaaayyy, marie."