PSA: Spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam

In my spam email folder, the funniest spammer ID I've seen in awhile, advertising a "No risk Katy Perry Free trial."

The way I figure it, this must mean either that you can get an NSA one-time hookup with Katy Perry, or that the trial will be "Katy Perry Free," with no risk of her showing up.

I'm not writing back to ask, so reader's choice.