Sunday, December 20, 2009

PSA: Suicidal Manhatten woman has no taste

A woman supposed to be from Manhatten leapt off the Brooklyn Bridge today, according to the NYDailyNews, which reported this blurb:

Woman in PJs leaps from B'klyn Bridge - and lives!
A suicidal Manhattan woman, clad only in her pajamas, survived a 120-foot plunge.Read more

But what KIND of pajamas?? Armani? Hermes? Do they even make pajamas?? And which half of the bridge was she on -- was she still on the "Manhatten side" of the bridge? Or was she on the Brooklyn side, and possibly jumping because she would rather die by falling from a height rather than "die of embarrasment" after spending the night in (shudder) Brooklyn?

Perhaps I've been watching too much Gossip Girl.

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